FUCK YEAH JUDGE JUDY
We all know who pulls it off better….

We all know who pulls it off better….

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I. I just made it up. I’m going to put it on coffee mugs.
Judge Judy
I’m the boss, Applesauce.

Has someone screwed you over? Have you loaned someone money and they haven’t paid you back? Did a drunk man come in your house and pee on your new tv? Did the neighbor boy poison your dog and now Rex is blind? 

FRET NOT!

We give legal advice. We will show you how to deal with your situation. 

*we’re not lawyers or judges nor do we know the law at all. So don’t sue us if you actually do the things we tell you to do. 

You’re gonna keep your mouth shut until I come to you and ask you a question; otherwise, Byrd will take you outside until you understand the rules. Because here, I’m in charge… I run this show. Do you understand? You don’t speak until I speak to you. Or do you want me to label you a liar before we even begin? 

I’m speaking.  When my mouth moves, yours stops.